You know the one thing that I hate about Wuhan?
It’s the fact that I have to leave.
My Weekend officially started on Friday night. My friend Zhang Min was at a place in Wuhan with a night market that I really wanted to check out. So, my plan was to meet her there and check out the place. Jiang Han lu is its name. I couldn’t have asked for a more eventful start to my last weekend in Wuhan…or any weekend for that matter.
Oddly enough, as I was walking to my bus, all the street lights were out and it was extremely dark and eerie…it was a weird feeling, like a large storm was going to hit. I tried not to think too much about it and got onto my bus.
It all started on a switch to my next bus…
My route was to take the usual 755 bus then switch onto the 703 bus to get to Jiang Han Lu. It was an everyday bus switch with nothing really that spectacular. I got off one bus, pulled out my wallet to take out money for the next bus then got ready for the next bus.
I was about to get onto the bus when some guy ran right in front of me to get onto the bus. Okay I thought…it happens all the time.
The next thing is that this guy puts in a 10 dollar bill into the bus then turned around to take other people’s change (the bus ride is only 2 yuan). Okay I thought…it’s not uncommon for people to do that.
Next…which was far from uncommon is that as I tried to get past the guy he stopped me. As I tried to push my way though he resisted as if he didn’t want me to get by. I didn’t think too much of it because I thought he was just trying to reach around me to get other people’s money. However, I was able to force my way by (he was a sweaty guy) and sit down at the nearest seat. The next thing I know is that this guy gets off the bus right before it was about to leave. I didn’t think too much about it…but I just thought it was odd...
So I was just enjoying the ride, going past a few stops until I noticed that something was missing…
My wallet.
If you’ve never lost your wallet, it’ll be a little hard for you to imagine what was going through my mind. Firstly, I started feeling all around me, looking behind the seat, beside the seat, looking behind people. Them I got up and looked around the door area of the bus, but to no avail. I sat down and started to think about what was in there.
The first thing that came to my mind was that I would still be able to get back to Canada because (thank goodness!!) I do not carry my passport with me. I think there was about 600-700 Yuan in there, along with 20 US dollars. In addition, my drivers license was in there and so was my University Student card.
Ironically, earlier in the day I was looking forward to going home for the sole fact that I was going to be able to drive from the airport back home! Well yea…no license, no driving L. I had three business cards (two that I collected just earlier in the week), 10 passport photos of myself that I took earlier in the week and a few receipts. The more I thought about it…it could have been a lot worse. Almost everything in there was replaceable. But then came the second problem; I had absolutely no money and I still had to meet Zhang Min.
This was actually the first time that I was meeting her in a location other than Lu Xiang. You may be thinking that I’ve still got my phone and everything is dandy. Well…of all days, my battery was very low…I mean, one bar and with the low battery symbol flashing. My Nokia phone is usually good on batteries lasting up to a full week of 24hr power on time. But it really makes you wonder why everything bad has to happen at the wrong time!
So in my mind, I had one task in front of me. Find Zhang Min.
If I didn’t find her, my last resort would be to kindly ask for money from some people, or in other words…beg. NOT a very fun scenario. By the time I had my mind cleared, I was about 30 minutes away from my home, so I couldn’t turn back. I also was only semi-clear about where I was meeting Zhang Min. She told me to get off the 703 bus right at the end, and then I heard her say to switch buses (which was incorrect). She then said to meet at the Mcdonalds ‘that we ate lunch at’
Ok, simple enough. But add that with a missing wallet and a dying mobile phone battery….
So I got to the end of the stop, cradling my phone in my hands as a lifeline, and switched buses (which thankfully, requires no money).
I still only had a vague idea of where we were meeting because I thought I had only been there once.
After scanning the street looking for landmarks on the bus, I recognized one place, and promptly got off. From there, it was only a matter of time that I found Mcdonalds. I called Zhang Min. Please don’t die on me now Nokia…
Tim-‘Where are you?’
Zhang Min- ‘In front of McDonalds. Where are you?’
Tim- ‘Umm…In front of McDonalds…’
You can see where this was leading to…it was the wrong McDonalds!
I then started listing out places that I could see to figure out where she was. Luckily, she said that I was close to my intended location so that gave me a glimmer of hope.
I then started asking a few people where Zhang Han Lu was. The problem was, I was saying ‘Jiang Hai Lu’ instead of ‘Jiang Han Lu’
All the following conversations were spoken in Chinese:
Case 1: Chinese guy fiddling with his phone on the street
Tim- ‘Do you know where Zhang Hai Lu is?’
Fiddling phone guy- “I’m sorry, I’m not from Wuhan”
Er…ok. What are the chances of that? The first person I ask is not from Wuhan!
Case 2: Street flower vendor lady
Tim – “Do you know where Zhang Hai Lu is?”
Flower lady- “What did you say?”
Tim- “Zhang Hai Lu”
She gave me an awkward look then mumbled some Chinese which I understood to mean ‘go away.’ She then flicked her hand at me and continued on advertising her flowers.
That didn’t go well… So then finally, I see a friendly guy. A police officer!
Case 3: Police officer
Tim- “ Do you know where Zhang Hai Lu is?”
Police Officer- “Do you mean, Zhang Han Lu?”
With a slightly confused look… “Yea, Zhang Han Lu”
Police Officer- “Just keep going down there”
I thanked him and followed his direction.
I was about to Call Zhang Min and tell her my whereabouts until I took out my phone…
The screen was blank…dark….no power!!
I was thinking to myself, why do you have to die now Nokia!? Oh, just a note…you know those chain letter that everyone sends about Nokia phones having an emergency battery inside? Well…they’re false. So I was thinking…I could ask someone to borrow their phone, but I didn’t memorize her phone number and my phone was dead…
There was quite a few things running through my head at the moment…first of which was, “Find Zhang Min.” The second was that we said to meet at “The McDonalds in Zhang Han Lu where we ate lunch.” Luckily, as I was walking around I saw a sign with a big arrow “ à McDonalds”
It was a slight relief, but it didn’t last too long. I got to a major road and decided to ask a few more people where Zhang Han Lu was.
Case 4: Guy with Burberry-esque collard shirt talking to Yellow polo shirt dude
Tim- ‘Excuse me, do you know where Zhang Hai Lu is?”
Burberry Boffin- ‘What do you want?”
Tim- “Do you know where Zha….”
Burburry Boffin- ‘Go away! *some Chinese spoken very quickly*’
I also thought he said to me, “Huang Ren” which translates into ‘Yellow Person’ Don’t take my translation for fact though, because I’m not sure exactly what he said and by the looks of it, he didn’t want to explain himself. He then started to make quite a few unwelcome hand motions. A situation like that never needs explanation or translation…
I promptly left the guys and walked away from the big street. Finally, I asked one more person.
Case 5: Chinese teenager with a white shirt
Tim- “Excuse me, do you know where Zhang Hai Lu is?”
Teenager- “Yea, its just down there…”
He pointed towards the big road. I said thanks and started jogging.
As I was jogging in the proper direction, I was passing a large cell phone shop. I thought it may be worth a try for a quick charge of the cell. Unfortunately, they didn’t carry Nokias (only Chinese phones).
So I kept going…I knew I must have been going in the right direction becase I recognized quite a few places. However, I still had only a vague idea of where the Mcdonalds was. To my great surprise and fortune, I stumbled across a Holiday Inn hotel. I knew that most hotels should have people that speak English and Holiday Inn was an internationally known hotel.
Case 6: Holiday Inn Concierge and Manager (following conversation was all in English)
Tim- “Excuse me, do you speak English?”
In my mind, I didn’t want to speak any Chinese because I wanted to speak to someone who knew good English.
Concierge- “A little bit”
Tim- “Do you know where the Mcdonalds near Jiang hai Lu is?”
Concierge- “Sorry?”
Tim- “McDonalds.” I drew a little ‘M’ with my fingers on the table.
Concierge- “Wait a moment please” He left and went into the opposite room.
Manager- “Can I help you?”
Tim- “Yes Please!” a good English speaker!!! “Do you know where the Mcdonalds near here is? Near Zhang Hai Lu.”
Manager- “Yes, there is one near…do you want to eat dinner?”
Tim- “No…I need to meet someone there. Is there a McDonalds near here?”
Manager- “Yes, just keep going down” she pointed down the road, “Then at the intersection, turn right. Is there anything else you need?”
Tim- “No…I think that’s all…you see, my mobile has no more power…” I pulled out my phone and showed her.
Manager- “Do you need a charger, I can help you…”
I was thinking at the moment that it would be better to just quickly run and meet Zhang Min at the McDonalds because that was the last thing that we said. I refused the offer and bid her many thanks. I was very close…
I ran…and ran…passing various recognizable land marks and the Zhang Han Lu subway station that read, “Jiang Han Lu” It was only then that I noticed what I was saying wrong.
As I was running, there was also a second thing running through my mind…I will not get hit by a car…Yes, it is very possible at night and when your head is not exactly on one thing. I made sure to calm myself down a bit when crossing the street and go slowly...
Another ironic thing was that earlier in the day, I was wondering if I should go for a jog at night for some exercise. I certainly got some exercise that day!
In about 10 minutes, I reached the entrance of Jiang Han Lu. It hit me…Ohh!!! Here!!! Jiang Han Lu is a very long walking street lined with shopping malls on the side. I had been here many times, but never remembered the name of it. It is one name that I wont forget now! I knew there was a McDonalds…somewhere.
And there it was. The Golden Arches! I hastily looked around for Zhang Min. For what seemed like forever, I could not see her. But then, I looked through the glass and there, sitting at a table, attempting to dial a number on her mobile, was Zhang Min!!!
I tell you, I was soooo happy to see her! I recounted my story and after a while of just sitting down and just being glad to be able to find each other, we walked around to the night shops.
It was nice, but it certainly would’ve been a bit nicer if the cloud of losing my wallet wasn’t hovering above me…
Anyways, it was a bittersweet ride home. We had caught the absolute last bus back (the sign says the bus stops running at 11:00 PM and it was 11:20) and it was the same bus where I had just lost my wallet on. We thought about quite a few scenarios. If we had to walk back…it would’ve probably taken us a whole day to walk back!
It was on this bus ride that, for the first time in three months, I just wanted to go home, back to Canada, in my own comfy room. There’s no replacement for home…Canada is home. I wasn’t even thinking about my apartment.
Something then happened that I can’t really explain. I turned the key to my apartment door, and there I was.
Home.
It just felt…right. I had never thought of Wuhan as a home, just as a temporary place to stay. That night, I fell asleep with quite a few things on my mind, but most importantly of all, I was home. Home in Wuhan.